What Do You Worship?

There are some things you just can't have enough of. bic pens are one of those things. Whether you use them for yourself, or as cool advertising giveaways to promote your latest book, article, or your home business like our farm, or crafts, or anything at all--you can never have enough pens. Sometimes I think a long advanced race of humanity will some day excavate our property finding our ancient left behind relics like those of the Astecs or something... and find a pile of pens buried deep beneath the house. I'm sure they'll come to believe we are pen worshipers. That or odd sock worshipers because somewhere beneath this house there are years worth of lost pens, and odd socks.